Me, Myself & I

The World the way I see it

WOMEN: You can never understand ’em

Posted by Luminus on January 20, 2006

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,
the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the  bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of something that would honour and glorify me.” The man thought about it for
a long time.

Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to
know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the
silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing’s wrong,’
and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”


2 Responses to “WOMEN: You can never understand ’em”

  1. so-obscure said

    Hahahahahahahahhahhahhahhhhahhhhaaaaa…..! That was a thoroughly good one! Building the Bridge is far easier than understanding the psychology of Eve.

  2. Luminus said

    I feel you on that one. I gave up trying to understand women long ago. When I realised it was a futile (mis)-adventure.

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