Me, Myself & I

The World the way I see it

Deadly Ice Cream Truck

Posted by Luminus on January 24, 2006

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to
visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking
for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
time to do it was when the church bells would start to
ring.

It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out
on the Dong.

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “he’d
still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along

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Forgive me for this one. I just had to put it up.

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