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Archive for February, 2006

UBA is taking Processing Officers

Posted by Luminus on February 28, 2006

UBA is curreblty looking to recruit processing officers the requirements are as follows:

Educational Qualification

  • OND and NCE certificate holders with minimum of lower credit and merit respectively
  • Minimum of four O/Level Credits which must include English and Mathematics

Other Attributes

  • Sound communication skills – Spoken and written.
  • Sharp, Intelligent, Analytical and Resourceful.
  • Cheerful and warm personality.
  • Composed with eye for details.

ELIGIBILITY

  • Not more than 25 years as at the date of application

To apply, click here

Good Luck!

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Opprotunity at Starcomms

Posted by Luminus on February 27, 2006

Starcomms requires the services of a Junior Marketer.

The Requirements for the job are that you have a BSC. in Marketing and three(3) years of experience.

If you’re interested click here and submit your CV.

NOTE: Make sure your CV is in Microsoft Word or PDF format as you’ll need to upload it for them to see.

Good Luck!

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Webmaster and Programmers Needed

Posted by Luminus on February 27, 2006

An IT firm need the service of the following.

Webmaster – (Location Abuja)
Proficient in PHP, Linux, MySQL, C++ and basic knowledge of networking (an advantage). 3 – 4 years experience.

Programmers (Location – Abuja)
Proficient in C++, Borland or visual. 3-4 yrs of experience.

Send your CV to moha_for_all@yahoo.com and copy (CC) afolabicrystal@gmail.com

NOTE: Include your expectation on renumerations.

Good Luck!

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Netcom is Recruiting

Posted by Luminus on February 24, 2006

Netcom a leading provider of broadband and satellite internet connections currently has the following vacancies in the following departments.

Business Development

  • Sales Executive
  • Junior Graphic Designer

Finance and Administration

  • Logistics Coordinator
  • Executive Personal Assistant

Operations

  • Quality Manager – Team Leader

Engineering

  • System Administrator
  • Database Administrator
  • IT Administrator
  • RF Transmission Engineer

If you are interested, click on the department of your choice and read the job description as well as responsibilities of the position you’re interested in, then click the apply now button.

You may want to keep your CV handy in Microsoft Word format so that you can send it with your application as the Apply Now buttons are actually email links ot careers@netcomng.com with the subject as “Application for” + the position you intend to apply for.
Good Luck!

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Office Games

Posted by Luminus on February 24, 2006

Here’s a neat trick you can play on your mates in the office.

Death By Desktop

Players : 1
Required : Access to your colleagues computers for 3-5minutes.
Potential Pain Rating : 4/5.

When your colleague steps away from their desk, take a screenshot of their desktop. Save this using paint or any other photo editing software.

Set this as their desktop wallpaper and turn off desktop icons (right click desktop -> arrange icons by -> show desktop icons). This will create the illusion of the icons being there, but they are impossible to click.

Depending on the awareness of the user, this can (and has) lead to a format.

Just don’t try it on the MD or anyone in upper management unless you’re looking to lose your job. Then again, if you’re in the IT Department and you’re a li’l jobless, you could try it on the MD (assuming that you’re sure he’ll call you if his PC has issues), to increase your relevance.

Just a silly thought 😉

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It’s all Adam’s fault

Posted by Luminus on February 21, 2006

Hey, before y’all flame me for being a chauvinist, I’m not. I just got this in my email and it cracked me up so i thought I should share it. Ladies, please be objective, plus I already posted some stuff for you guys before. 😉

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely so, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman

He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

“She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

Of course the rest is history………………….

Good Luck!

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Front Desk Officer, Graphic Designer, Photographer

Posted by Luminus on February 21, 2006

A fast growing small business with a south west branch network requires the services of the following Key personnel.

Front Desk Officer
Graphic Designer
Photographer
(knowledge of Digital Photography is an advantage)

Job Requirements
The Front desk officer would have an amiable and nice personality and a good presence. Good interpersonal skills and ability to work with varous type of people are requirements.Flexibility of Job is also an important consideration.

The Graphic Designer shall be one with a creative eye and should be proficient with modern graphic design tools like adobe photoshop and other softwares including Picture editing softwares andan ability to keep up with the trends and learn very fast.

The Photographer is expected to have an interest in photography with some experience in either conventional or digital photography. The job function would require a lot of work with Digital cameras and a working knowledge of photo studios is an advantage. Mobility and flexibility is also required.

The desired applicants should be at least holders of the OND degree, and are willing to work in an entreprenuerial environment with high prospects for growth. The emphasis is on the adventurous, interesting, creative and unconventional work environment. An ability to learn on the job very fast is a requirement as against experience. Post NYSC degree holders are also eligible.

Forward a copy of your CV containg full contact information to pxlcareers@gmail.com

Good Luck!

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First Bank Taking Executive Trainees

Posted by Luminus on February 21, 2006

Applications are invited from suitably qualified and self-motivated graduates for recruitment as Executive Trainees in First Bank to rejuvenate the bank’s workforce.

Applicants should have a minimum of second-class lower Degree or HND Upper credit in any discipline from recognized Universities or Polytechnics and must have completed the National Youth Service Corps programme.

Successful candidates will go through a structured induction programme and training period, which would provide good career options in the Bank. Only candidates who have the flair for and desire to make a career in banking need apply.

Interested candidates who meet the specifications are required to apply on their website.

Candidates are also to note that:

  • Applications must be submitted on-line only, as hard copies will neither be accepted nor processed.
  • Multiple applications will result in the disqualification of candidates
  • Only short listed candidates will be invited for Aptitude Test
  • Invitation for Aptitude Test will be sent through e-mail addresses to candidates.
  • Candidates must indicate e-mail addresses and GSM numbers on their applications.
  • The deadline for submission of application is March 3, 2006

The Bank provides a motivating work environment, which stimulates good performance and enables staff grow to the peak of their chosen careers. Remuneration is competitive and in line with industry benchmarks.
Furthermore, all communication on the recruitment process would be done on-line. Candidates are therefore advised to visit the website regularly.

Here is a direct link to their careers page. Just click on the link that says Submit your resume.

Good Luck!

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The Intern Reality TV Show

Posted by Luminus on February 21, 2006

Some smart alecks from Surich Media House have a launched a Reality TV show called the Intern much in the mold of Donal Trump‘s The Apprentice and Sir Richard Branson‘s The Rebel Billionaire.

The INTERN TV reality show is a concept that seeks to discover, develop and groom young Nigerians interested in professional careers in the corporate sector.

To assure quality of contestants on the show, 10 applicants short listed through a diligent process of selection by Phillips Consulting, go through an intellectually demanding executive training course at the Lagos Business School.

After their training at the Lagos Business School, THE INTERNS are grouped into two teams and assigned tasks. The teams will be given tasks such as; formulating and executing business tasks and strategies for a select group of blue chip Nigerian companies.

As each week ends, two Interns with the lowest performance appraisal index (PAI) will be eliminated by votes from the judges and TV audience via SMS.

The successful intern will win a cash prize of N3m, a Brand New KIA RIO 2006 model and automatic employment with a Nigerian Company.

The first and second runner up takes home One Million Naira (N1,000, 000.00) and Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira (N750,000.00) respectively as well as securing automatic employment.

However all participant on THE INTERN are winners because when an intern is fired he/she is given the cash equivalent of the points earned while on the show. Besides the cash reward, the fired intern goes home with a certificate from the Lagos Business School, a brand new Omatek Laptop, a CDMA mobile phone from multi-links and an executive wardrobe.

Criteria for applying to the show
You must be

  • Between the ages of 18 – 30
  • A graduate
  • Posses less than 2 years of working experience
  • A Nigerian
  • Available for 5weeks continuously, to be able to participate on the TV Show
  • Computer literate
  • Steps to take to apply
    This application is for casting of a reality-based television show whose purpose is entertainment.

    The following eligibility requirements must be met in order to proceed with the application process:

  • You must be legally eligible to work in Nigeria and live in Nigeria.
  • You must be in excellent physical and mental health. All applicants who believe they meet our criteria, including persons with disabilities, are welcome and encouraged to apply to be a participant.
  • Those who have made it to the physical assessment stage, must be willing to travel at your own expense to be interviewed at the designated venues.
  • Neither you nor any of your immediate family members or anyone living in your household may be or
    have been within the past two (2) years employees, officers, directors or agents of any of the following:
    (a) Surich Media House or
    (b) any of the syndicating television studios.
  • Registration fee of N3,000.00 must be made prior to filling out the application form

Payment Information
Make payments at any Zenith Bank Branch in Nigeria
Account Name: The Intern Ventures
Account Number: 6011337113

Make payments at any United Bank for Africa Branch in Nigeria
Account Name: The Intern Ventures
Account Number: 03460160000037

If you meet all the above requirements and you have paid the Registration fee, follow this link and register online.

P:S: Keep your deposit slip handy as you’ll need to enter the number to prove that you’ve paid.

Good Luck!

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May & Baker Update

Posted by Luminus on February 21, 2006

Hello peeps,
I realise I left out the link to the May & Baker website in my initial post. I have edited that post and put the link in and to save you the hassles of going back to look for it, here it is as well May & Baker Website

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