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I’ve moved AGAIN

Posted by Luminus on July 13, 2006

Howdy Y’all,
I’ve moved my blog again. I finally forked out the cash for my own domain and hosting and I’ve setup a spanking new WordPress Install. I picked a few good themes and a whole boat load of plugins and it’s looking pretty good.

I’ve copied all the posts on this blog over to the new one, all that’s left is to move my links and blog roll and get back on track with my bloggin.

I toyed briefly with the idea of installing WordPress MU, which is what powers this blog, ‘cos I’ll be running two blogs, but I gave it up seeing as there isn’t a 1.0 stable release yet and the guys warned that it breaks a lot. My PHP skills are a little rusty and I don’t think I want to be trying to fix bugs on my own every few days.

I found a really cool plugin called Multiply that enables me run two blogs with just the one installation. So now I’ve got my main blog here and I’ve moved the Jobs in Nigeria blog here. Hopefully I won’t have any crazy ideas to run more blogs otherwise I’m gonna have no choice to get MU installed.

Well, everything is honky-dory and the best thing that’s happened today is that my weekly Maintenance meeting which is scheduled for Thursdays is cancelled, Yippeeeeeeee. I get to go home early today.

Ok, ok, ok, I’ll shut up now. Y’all be good and I hope to hear from y’all soon.

P.S. If you don’t have a gravatar, now would be a good time to get one, ‘cos both my new blogs have gravatars enabled for commenters and they look so cool. You’ll have yourself to blame if you comment and no neat picture shows up.

I’ve still gotta figure out how to make a default image show if you don’t have a gravatar instead of the rubbish that presently displays.

If my blogs look funny in Internet Explorer, don’t complain, you know better than to use that thing. You can always head over and Get Firefox or some other decent browser.

Jeez, I’mlong winded today eh!!!

Anyway, Adios Muchachos.

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Productivity: Soccer Style

Posted by Luminus on July 12, 2006

Here’s a little something to ticle your funny bone, hope you get a few laughs and please feel free to pass it around.

To: All staff
From: Company president
Subject: Low productivity

It has come to my attention that productivity has dropped drastically since Friday, June 9th. I’m not sure what’s going on, but please be assured that I’m monitoring the situation closely and will suspend or terminate employees who aren’t pulling their own weight.

For the company to be successful, it’s important for all of us to work hard. We need to learn from the examples set by the following managers, whom I’m pleased to recognize.

John Tembo, Human Resources Manager: I was walking past John’s office and heard him and several employees shouting “Goal! Goal! Goal!” When I knocked on the door, John told me they were watching a training video to help them achieve company goals.

I have nominated each of them for our Employee of the Month Award. It’s important for all of us to focus on goals. As John said, “Without goals, our team will lose.”

Carlos Mendez, Sales and Distribution Manager: Carlos called me on Friday morning to say he was ill and couldn’t come to work. His doctor had diagnosed him with a rare illness called socceritis. The illness affects patients for at least a month and there’s a chance of relapse every four years.

As you can imagine, I was rather shocked and saddened. I wondered how we could manage without Carlos for so long. Perhaps Carlos read my mind, for he immediately put me at ease. “I’ll come to work, boss,” he said. “The illness isn’t contagious. I just need to return home to get 90
minutes of rest a few times a day.”

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our Courage and Inspiration Award.

Ravi Narayanan,\n Product Design Manager: As of Friday, Ravi is testing an
innovative program he developed called WHFH (Work Hard From Home). He
believes it will not only increase productivity in his department but
also lower costs considerably, particularly the cost of buying coffee and
doughnuts. Ravi came to work briefly on Tuesday and I overheard him
saying to another manager, "South Korea 2, Togo 1." I asked him about it
and he said, "That\’s the number of customers we have in each country."

I was extremely pleased. I didn\’t realize we had a customer in Togo. I am
nominating Ravi for our\n Innovative Spirit Award.

Hans Mueller, Advertising Manager: Hans, as you know, is always looking
for new ways to advertise, new ways to reach potential customers. Since
Friday, he has been personally manning an information booth at the ESPN
Sports Bar. I paid a surprise visit to the bar and heard Hans talking to
an employee about something called "World Cup." He told me it\’s an
acronym he\’s using to motivate employees: WORLDCUP (Working Overtime
Results in Less Disappointment and Creates an Upsurge in Productivity.)

I am nominating Hans for the High Motivation Award.

Ming Yu, Technology Manager: I found Ming coming out of a bathroom stall
with a small battery-operated TV. He said he\’s testing a video
conferencing system that will enable employees to continue to work while
doing their business. A few minutes later, I heard Ming telling his
assistant how
many customers we have in certain\n countries. I was proud to hear all the
numbers, but disappointed to realize we have no customers in America.
That\’s a huge market that we\’re missing out on.

In any case, I am nominating Ming for the Bathroom Productivity Award.

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//–>What an example Carlos is setting for all of us. I am nominating him for our Courage and Inspiration Award.

Ravi Narayanan,
Product Design Manager: As of Friday, Ravi is testing an innovative program he developed called WHFH (Work Hard From Home). He believes it will not only increase productivity in his department but also lower costs considerably, particularly the cost of buying coffee and doughnuts.

Ravi came to work briefly on Tuesday and I overheard him saying to another manager, “South Korea 2, Togo 1.” I asked him about it and he said, “That’s the number of customers we have in each country.”

I was extremely pleased. I didn’t realize we had a customer in Togo. I am nominating Ravi for our
Innovative Spirit Award.

Hans Mueller, Advertising Manager: Hans, as you know, is always looking for new ways to advertise, new ways to reach potential customers. Since Friday, he has been personally manning an information booth at the ESPN Sports Bar.

I paid a surprise visit to the bar and heard Hans talking to an employee about something called “World Cup.” He told me it’s an acronym he’s using to motivate employees: WORLDCUP (Working Overtime Results in Less Disappointment and Creates an Upsurge in Productivity.)

I am nominating Hans for the High Motivation Award.

Ming Yu, Technology Manager: I found Ming coming out of a bathroom stall with a small battery-operated TV. He said he’s testing a video conferencing system that will enable employees to continue to work while doing their business.

A few minutes later, I heard Ming telling his assistant how many customers we have in certain
countries. I was proud to hear all the numbers, but disappointed to realize we have no customers in America. That’s a huge market that we’re missing out on.

In any case, I am nominating Ming for the Bathroom Productivity Award.

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I’m back I think adn Rooney should be sanctioned

Posted by Luminus on July 7, 2006

I haven’t been blogging for a while now, so sue me, I’ve been neck deep in work while also completing plans to become a blog landlord, not that I haven’t enjoyed freeloading on WordPress.com, but you know how it is, I need my own space.

Anyhow, here’s what made me write up a new post. I nicked ths off of, Nfield, a blog wriiten by Dan, an Advertising Exec, which explains the spin he put on it. It was just so striking. If you didn’t see the match between England and Portugal where Wayne Rooney got sent off then you won’t get it and frankly I’m neither in the mood nor do I have the time to explain.

Check it out. You may wanna click on it to see a bigger version.

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